Dear Athiests,
I am glad that you have found a religious belief that suits you and I am happy in your non-practice of it but, I am sorry to inform you that I am not in the least bit interested in joining your religion nor am I interested in having you explain to me how your beliefs are superior to mine (or anyone else's). Yes, your bumperstickers are colorful and some are quite amusing but, I really don't care [that you feel] that you are morally superior to me or that I'm a complete idiot for not having your beliefs (as stated on your bumperstickers).
Please, in the future, keep your beliefs to yourself and do not try and convert me, I am not interested.
Thank You,
Puck
